“Does this mean that all pollination is a curse here?”
The more I’m around these beasts the more frightening they become.
“Your obsession with hornets is starting to worry me."
"I don't think I want to spring whatever trap I just landed in."
“Good to know and not care about."
“Go back to pretending you're really special because your desk is big. I'm sure you're not overcompensating for anything."
"I have a very minor obsession with raccoons. Stop laughing!"
"I think I would remember a suit of armor attacking me. That just screams drama and I tend to remember that crap."
“I got friend zoned today! So forget your ‘Oh no, my people are going to die tragically in the climax of the book’ mentality! I’m winning all the pity points here! You don’t even rate, poser.”
“On a scale of one to ten, I am currently at an eleven to shoot him.”
“He has plenty of emotions. Just not guilt or remorse or love. No biggie.”
"Kill him. His problems will cease."
“Focus on me and breathe, baby. Which one is pissing you off? I’ll eat him now and we’ll be fine.”
“You irreverent chit, have you no fear?”
"I prefer to watch my victims suffer."
"I am not a housewife!"
"Tell me. Do you like plays?"
“All I heard was ‘Hey Mike, will you be a living shield while I screw things up’?”
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